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The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.
The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, “Can you float alone? ”

“Obviously, ” the banker replied, “but this is a heck of a time to talk business. ”

A young lawyer decided that his life needed a hobby. Since his buddies talked about sailing, he thought he'd give it a go.
He went to the local boat show and asked a lot of questions. Everything seemed to be going well when he said, "How do you dock the boat?" The salesman replied, "Well, you really don't dock the sailboat, you tie it up to a float just beyond the dock. This way you don't bang up the finish on the craft."
"Well then," the lawyer asked, "How do you get out to the sailboat?"
"Good question." The salesman told him. "You can get a small raft and paddle out to the boat, or you can just walk out to the boat, if you don't mind getting wet.