Sainthood Jokes

I heard recently that no Filipino saints have ever been selected and feel this is a wrong that must be righted. I know of at least one Filipino who has passed the criteria for sainthood (performing three miracles), Ferdinand Marcos. The miracles he performed are: 1) He took millions, possibly billions of dollars out of one of the world's poorer nations. 2) He stayed married to Imelda for over 30 years. 3) He died of natural causes.

As far as I know this is original. I made this up with a few friends while
in a bar in the middle of nowhere cut off from the rest of civilization.
I heard recently that no Filipino saints have ever been selected and feel
this is a wrong that must be righted. I know of at least one Filipino
who has passed the criteria for sainthood (performing three miracles),
Ferdinand Marcos. The miracles he performed are:
1) He took millions, possibly billions of dollars out of one of the
world's poorer nations.
2) He stayed married to Imelda for over 30 years.
3) He died of natural causes.