Salesgirl Jokes / Recent Jokes

"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
"Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours."
"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl queried as she wrapped the gloves.
"Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."

"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size." "Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his." Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours." "Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl queried as she wrapped the gloves." Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."

A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper." She says, "What color?" He says, "Just give me white. I'll color it myself."

Attempting to make up for his bad behavior, Bill Clinton headed out to the store to purchase a gift for Hillary.
Entering the store, he approached the attractive young salesgirl and said, "I would like to purchase a pair of gloves for my wife, but I'm unsure of her size."
"Would this help?" she asked sweetly, while placing her hand in his. "Oh yes," he replied, "her hands a slightly smaller than yours."
"Very well, will there be anything else?" asked the salesgirl.
"Yes, now that you've mentioned it," replied Bill, "she also needs panties and a bra."

Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift. "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
"Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours."
"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves.
"Now that you mention it", Bill replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."

The distinguished-looking gentleman asked the department-store floorwalker where one might purchase some personal stationery. He was directed to the notions department on the third floor, but in the crowded elevator he became confused and got off on the fourth floor by mistake. Approaching a sexy salesgirl standing near the elevator doors, he said, "Excuse me, miss, but do you have notions?"
"Sure," she replied, blinking her big eyes suggestively, "but I try to suppress them until after five o'clock."
"No, no, you don't understand," he stammered. "I mean to say, do you keep stationery?"
"Right up until the end," replied the salesgirl, "and then I just go all to pieces."