Salesgirl Jokes

A man enters a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. A salesgirl notices him and asks if she can be of help. He says that he's looking for a box of tampons for his wife, so she directs him to the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a very large bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. Confused, the salesgirl says, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
"Well, it's like this," he replies. "Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes. What does she come home with... a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers because, as she put it, it's more economical. So, I figure if I have to roll my own, then so does she!"

Attempting to make up for his bad behavior, Bill Clinton headed out to the store to purchase a gift for Hillary.
Entering the store, he approached the attractive young salesgirl and said, "I would like to purchase a pair of gloves for my wife, but I'm unsure of her size."
"Would this help?" she asked sweetly, while placing her hand in his. "Oh yes," he replied, "her hands a slightly smaller than yours."
"Very well, will there be anything else?" asked the salesgirl.
"Yes, now that you've mentioned it," replied Bill, "she also needs panties and a bra."

Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift. "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
"Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours."
"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves.
"Now that you mention it", Bill replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."

A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just give me white. I'll color it myself."

I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife, the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size.""Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his."Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours.""Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl queried as she wrapped the gloves."Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."