"More Economical" joke
A man enters a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. A salesgirl notices him and asks if she can be of help. He says that he's looking for a box of tampons for his wife, so she directs him to the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a very large bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. Confused, the salesgirl says, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
"Well, it's like this," he replies. "Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes. What does she come home with... a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers because, as she put it, it's more economical. So, I figure if I have to roll my own, then so does she!"
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge.The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get more...
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to
find the ball he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring a
cauldron. So out of curiosity he asks her what she is brewing.
"A magic potion" she replies.
"Well what does it for" more...
A guy was listening to his kid say his nightly prayers.
The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma."
The next day the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird.
That night, the kid says "Good-
night mommy, daddy, more...
A man visits his doctor. "I think I have a problem, doc," said the patient. "One of my testicles has turned blue."
The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient would die if they didn't have his testicle removed.
"Are you more...
A man joins a monastery and although he takes a vow of silence, he is permitted to say two words every seven years.
After the first seven years have past, the elders bring him in and ask him for his two words.
"Cold floors," he says. The elders nod and send him more...