Sandwichs Jokes

There was a scotish man, a english man and a irish man, one day at work they were having there lunch the scottish man had pickle sandwichs and said if i get the same sandwich tomorrow he'd kill himself and the english man got ham sandwich and said he'd kill himself if he had ham sandwich tomorrow and and the irish man got cheese sandwich and said the same as the scottish and english man.
the next day they all the same sandwich so they kill thereself at the funeral the scottish mans wife said only if he told me he didnt like pickle, the english mans wife said only if he told me he didnt like hamand the irish man wife said he made his own sandwichs