Santa Claus Jokes / Recent Jokes

The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus
He is Santa Claus

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him

What can Santa give away and still keep?
A cold

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho

What does Santa likes to eat?
A jolly roll

A 45 year old man dressed as an elf and waiting in line to take hispicture with Santa Claus was arrested after telling Santa that he wascarrying dynamite. Mall security was stunned. “We usually have noproblems whatsoever with 45 year old men dressed as elves who want tohave their pictures taken with Santa.”