Santa Claus Jokes / Recent Jokes
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus
He is Santa Claus
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him
A 45 year old man dressed as an elf and waiting in line to take hispicture with Santa Claus was arrested after telling Santa that he wascarrying dynamite. Mall security was stunned. “We usually have noproblems whatsoever with 45 year old men dressed as elves who want tohave their pictures taken with Santa.”