Sardar Jokes / Recent Jokes

A Sardar walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?"
"Why sure," said the manager, "we have something that works especially well for that."
A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the sardar was doing and he heard another voice. "No, no! A little to the left," said the other sardar inside the car.

Sardar got a Job as a cook in one home. One day sardar went in to his madams room with tea.
Madam got angry and said sardar, you should not come to my room like this, May be I am changing my dress. So you should take permission first by knocking the door before coming inside.
Sardar said, don't worry madam, I'll not enter in your room when you changing your dress, For making sure of that I am always looking thru the keyhole. and if you are changing your dress I am keep watching till you finish that, then only I comes inside........

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.

Sardar: O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
Banno: Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

Sardar salesman, i want pink curtains my computer,,, salesman; but computers dont need curtains! Sardar: oye i have windows installed.

Teacher To Sardar: What Is A Sardar Called Who Drinks Too Much Beer?
Sardar To Teacher: Just-Beer Singh

Ek Dost Ne Sardar Se Poocha "Yaar Tu Hamesha Foreign Channel Kyon
Dekhta Rehta."
Sardar "Yaar Kuch Bijli Unki Bhi Kharcha Hone Do."