Sardar Jokes / Recent Jokes
Sardar get frurated of jokes made on him,
So he goes to his wife and says
Tel me joke in which i'm not involveed."
She smiles and says. .." i am pregnant! "
Four Hightech Sardar Inventions:
---Waterproof Towel
---Solar Powered Torch
---Book On How To Read
---Pedal Powered Wheel Chair.
Sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: why are you fighting?
Sardar: this fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: so what?
Sardar: even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Our Sardar is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling "86, 86, 86".
He asks the man, "Excuse me, but why are you jumping up and down on this manhole cover and yelling '86, 86, 86'?"
The man says,"Well, I can't tell you that, but if you really want to know, I can let you go under there and find out. He thinks for a moment, then his curiosity gets the better of him, and he says, "Okay." The man lifts the manhole cover, He steps into the manhole, and the man puts the manhole cover back and starts jumping up and down on it yelling "87, 87, 87"...
A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.
A sardar boarded a train. Suddenly he felt a necessity to use the toilet. He entered the toilet and saw his reflection in the mirror, which was right opposite the door. Thinking it to be another sardar, he excused himself, and went to wait outside. When after some time he re-entered the toilet, he saw the same sardar again, seeing this, he again excused himself.
This went on for about an hour, and now sardarji were in great trouble, suddenly he saw a sardar TTC, and he thanked god for his help, and went to the TTC. He told the TTC his trouble. TTC assured him that he would do all he could to help a fellow sardar, and entered the toilet.Then he came back and told the sardar, Sorry, can't help you. He is a staff member!
Sardar: i’m very kanjoos, i went honeymoon alone & saved / money.
Sardar: you r nothing i saved all my money, my friend was going & i sent my wife with him.