Sardar Jokes / Recent Jokes

Sardar on phone:
“doctor my wife is pergnant. she is having pain right now”.
Doctor: is this her first child?
Sardar: no this is her husband speaking…

Sardars looking at egyptian mummy.

Sardar: look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.

Sardar: aaho, truck number bhi likha hai.
Bc-760!!

A Sardar & His Wife Filed An Application For Divorce.

Judge Asked: How’ll U divide Your Kids, U”Ve 3 Children?

Sardar Replied: Ok! We’ll Apply Next Year

Sardar: doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor: aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: phone karte waqt.

Sardar talking on cell.
Other sardar: kis se baat kar raho ho?
Sardar: biwi se…
Other sardar: itne… pyaar se?
Sardar: tumhari hai…

A Man Is Driving Down A Country Road, When He Spots A Sardar Standing In The Middle Of A Huge Field Of Grass. He Pulls The Car Over To The Side Of The Road And Notices That Santa Is Just Standing There, Doing Nothing, Looking At Nothing. The Man Gets Out Of The Car, Walks All The Way Out To The Sardar And Asks Him, “Ah Excuse Me Sir, But What Are You Doing? ”Santa Replies, “I’m Trying To Win A Nobel Prize. ”"How? ” Asks The Man, Puzzled. ”Well I Heard They Give The Nobel Prize To People Who Are Out Standing In Their Field. ”

Sardar Enters Kitchen And Opens The Sugarbox. Sees Inside And Closes It. Wife Observes The Whole Episode. Again He Comes And Does The Same Stuff. Wife Asks Why Are You Doing This? Sardar Replies: Doctor Told To Check Sugar Level Regularly.