Sardar Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two Sardar Walk Into A Bar, Each Orders A Drink. They Go And Sit Down And Start Toasting And Cheering, “51 Days! 51 Days!! ” About Five Minutes Later, Another Sardar Walks In, Orders A Drink, And Joins The Other Two In The Cheering. Finally, Another Sardar Walks In With What Looks Like A Picture. He Puts The Picture Thing In The Middle Of The Table, And Starts Cheering With The Others, “51 Days! 51 Days!! The Bartender Starts Too Get Really Curious, So He Walks Over To Discover That The Picture Is A Puzzle. He Walks Over To One Of The Sardar And Asks, “What On Earth Are You Doing?? ”"Well, ” The Sardar Says, “Everyone Thinks Sardar Are So Stupid, So We Proved Them Wrong. On The Box Of This Puzzle, It Says 2-4 Years, But We Finished It In Only 51 Days!!!

Santa Singh came to New Delhi and wanted to do shopping at Janpath. His delhiite friend told him that the prices are usually hiked up and he should bargain for half the price.
Santa Singh went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs.
Santa Singh asked for Rs.1000.vendor told he can give the stereo for Rs.1800 for which Santa Singh told no, no only Rs.900.
Vendor said "ok, i will give it for 1500 Rs" and our Santa Singh bargained for Rs.750.
It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation and thinking that this stupid Sardar is not going to buy anything. He is just wasting my time. He said he will give the stereo for free.
Santa asked whether he will give two.
Vendor now realising that the sardar is out to have some fun and really not interested in buying anything. Vendor agreed.
Santa said now he wants to have the whole shop.

Three Sardars Who Work In The Same Office Notice That Their Boss Has Started Leaving Work Early Every Day. One Day They Decide That After He Leaves, They’ll Take Off Early, Too. After All, He Never Calls Or Comes Back, So How Will He Know? The 1st Sardar Is Thrilled To Get Home Early. He Does A Little Gardening, Watches A Movie And Then Goes To Bed Early. The 2nd Sardar Is Elevated To Be Able To Get In A Quick Workout At Her Health Club Before Meeting A Dinner Date. The 3rd Sardar Is Also Very Happy To Be Home Early, But As He Goes Upstairs He Hears Noises Coming From His Bedroom. He Quietly Opens The Door A Crack And Is Mortified To See His Wife In Bed With His Boss! Ever So Gently, He Closes The Door And Creeps Out Of His House. The Next Day, The Other Two Sardar Talk About Leaving Early Again, But When They Ask The 3rd Sardar If He Wants To Leave Early Also, He Exclaims, “No Way! Yesterday I Almost Got Caught! ”

There Were Eleven People Hanging Onto A Rope That Came Down From A Plane. Ten Were Sardar, And One Was A Girl. They All Decided That One Person Should Get Off Because If They Didn? T, Then The Rope Would Break And Everyone Would Die. No One Could Decide Who Should Go, So Finally The Girl Said, “I’ll Get Off. ”After A Really Touching Speech From The Girl Saying She Would Get Off, All Of The Sardar Started Clapping.

Our sardar, one day is at the railway ation. He asks one man "when will rajdhani express go from here"? man replies 10. 10. "when will punjab express go from here"? man replies 10. 10. "when will deccan queen go from here"? man replies 10. 20. Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not. sardar replies, "no. I only want to cross the tracks!"

Biography of a sardar
When god passed out looks,
I thought he said books, and i didn't want any.
When god passed out ears,
I thought he said beers, and i asked for two long ones.
When god passed out legs,
I thought he said kegs, and i asked for two fat ones.
When god passed out noses,
I thought he said roses, and i asked for a big red one.
When god passed out heads,
I thought he said beds, and i asked for a big soft one.
When god passed out brains,
I thought he said trains, and i missed mine.

Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto....
Driver adjusted mirror..
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
Go & sit back i will drive the auto...