Sardar Jokes / Recent Jokes

A sardar looking at sky asks another sardar: that's a sun or moon? He replies: oye! No idea, i am not from this city

One Fine Day A Girl Proposed To A Sardar And Sardar Denied
Simply Saying That In Our Family,

We Marry Only Our Relatives..

My Mom Married My Dad,

My Brother Married My Bhabhi,

My Uncle Married My Aunt And So On.
So Please Excuse Me! !!!!

Do u know why sardar smiles when there is lightening?
Because he thinks some body is taking photograph of him.

on a romatic day sardar girlfriend ask him,
Darling on our engagement will you give me a RING.
Ya sure is it on landline or mobile?

Once In A Plane 4 People Are Travelling They Are President Of America A Sardar Aboy Of 12 & Old Man Only 3 Parachutes On Board. Plane On Fire President Says That America Is Impossible Without Him So He Goes With 1 Parachute The Sardar Says I Am The Most Inteligent Man In The World So How Can I Die So He Also Goes Down The Old Man Says To The Boy U Go With The Remaninig Parachute The Boy Says There Are 2 Parachutes As The Sardar Took My School Bag

There Were 3 People In An Aeroplane Which Had Crashed And They Were On A Deserted Island. One Man Was A Russian, The Other Was An American And The Third Was A Sardar(Sikh). They Found A Lamp And They Rubbed It. Out Came A Gin(Jinni). The Gini Said That I Give Each Of You A Wish That I Shall Fulfill After Which I Shall Not Help You. So They Said:
American: Send Me Back Home Safely.
So, The Gin Flicked His Finger And He (American) Vanished.
Russian: Send Me Back Home Safely.
So, The Gin Flicked His Finger And He (Russian) Vanished.
Sardar: I Am Getting Bored Get Me My Friends Back. So The Gin Flicked His Finger And They Both Came Back.
Now What Was Left To Do.
They Were Stuck On The Island Forever.

Sardar & Family Go 2 A Party. He Introduces Himself
I Sardar, She Sardarnee, The Boy My Kid & The Girl My
Kidney....