"The Island" joke
There Were 3 People In An Aeroplane Which Had Crashed And They Were On A Deserted Island. One Man Was A Russian, The Other Was An American And The Third Was A Sardar(Sikh). They Found A Lamp And They Rubbed It. Out Came A Gin(Jinni). The Gini Said That I Give Each Of You A Wish That I Shall Fulfill After Which I Shall Not Help You. So They Said:
American: Send Me Back Home Safely.
So, The Gin Flicked His Finger And He (American) Vanished.
Russian: Send Me Back Home Safely.
So, The Gin Flicked His Finger And He (Russian) Vanished.
Sardar: I Am Getting Bored Get Me My Friends Back. So The Gin Flicked His Finger And They Both Came Back.
Now What Was Left To Do.
They Were Stuck On The Island Forever.
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