Sardarji Jokes / Recent Jokes
On leaving his office and reaching the tram stop, a Sardar found that the tram bound for his home had just started moving. The Sardar, in his anxiety to get home fast, ran after the tram; in course of time, it was found that the race between the speeding and slowing tram and the Sardar ended with the Sardar reaching home, chasing the tram.
Gleefully, the Sardar exclaimed to his wife upon entering home that he has saved up 40-paise that day chasing the home-bound tram! The Sardarnee, however, was not amused, but quite upset, and said, "After all you are only a Sardar - instead of chasing the tram, if only you had chased a taxi, you could have saved ten rupees instead of a mere 40-paise."
Sardarji is sitting on a tree branch and sawing it.
A passerby warns him "Sardarji, you're gonna fall down!" "Hardly," says he and falls.
Then he looks after the passer-by and mumbles "Must have been a wizard."
An American tourist in Punjab walked into a beautiful deserted forest and found a lovely pool in it, and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't see anyone, and undressed and just as she was about to dive in, Santa Singh the gardner appeared from behind the bushes where he was hiding all along and said,' Madam! Swimming not allowed!''
You could have told me that before I took off my clothes!', the American woman scolded him.
Santa Singh replied,' Madam, only swimming not allowed, taking off clothes allowed!
One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks.
The passengers were horrified. On the next Railway station the driver was caught He was found to be a Sardar.
He was questioned.
He explained that there was a man standing on the track and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc
Then authorities questioned: Sardarji are you mad! just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger.
You should have run over that person Sardar said: Exactly, that is what i also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.
One morning Santa Singh received a letter in the post warning him, "If you do not send Rs. 50, 000 to the above address immediately, we will kidnap your wife and you will never see her again."
Santa Singh sent the following reply,
Dear Sir,
I do not have Rs. 50, 000 but your offer interests me greatly.
What will you do if a sardarji throws a grenade at you? ans. Just pull the pin and throw it back at him!
"Seikh Community whose names carry the Surname' Singh' are referred to as "Sardarjis". There are lots of jokes about' Sardarjis' and here is one.
3 Dead Bodies
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to show them what has happened.
First Body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile inspector", says the Coroner.
Second Body: "Stotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds from a lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.
Third Body: Sardarji, 30 struck by lightning.
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one".
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken"