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A Sardar went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the man.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The Sardar touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then he touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch!
That hurts, too." Then he touched his right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", he cried.
The doctor checked him thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.
"They should not put up such misleading notices," said Banta Singh. "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat. But the sardaji told: "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave".
The old lady then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat. But sardarji was adament and did not leave. Then the air hostess went and told the asst capt. He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji, and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat.
Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt. what he told to the sardarji. Capt. replied: "nothing. I just told him that only the middle more...

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh.
He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Are Banta Singh!
What the heck's going' on? Why are you scared? I was enjoying my ride down there? " Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.* "

Banta: "Yaar Santa, last night I had a wonderful dream, I saw I was getting married."
Santa: "Last night I also had a wonderful dream. I saw I was getting divorced."

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.
Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.
Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday

An American and a Russian archaeologist were bragging to a Sardarji. The Russian said that while digging an ancient ruin in Russia he came across some thick cables; therefore he claimed that the Russians had the telegraph system long before it was invented. The American said that while digging a ruin in America he found thin cables. This indicated that his ancestors used telephones. Now the Sardarji spoke. He said that while digging ruins in India, men could find nothing; no cables, no wires. It clearly proved that his ancestors used the most sophisticated wireless system.