Sardarji Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.
This is your captain Banta Singh welcoming you to
Punjab Airways. We apologize for the four day delay in taking off,
owing to bad weather and some overtime I had put in at the bakery.

This is flight one two six flight to New Delhi. Landing in Delhi is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the East. And if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Punjab Airways has an excellent record for safety. In fact our safety standards are so high that even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure I announce that starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination.
(I presume that the other 50% were the terrorists themselves!!!)
For the ones that don't quiet make it, Punjab Airways staff have all the requisite experience for consoling the next-of-kin. Our
Stewardesses Bubbly and Goldie will be happy to brief you on more...

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer.

Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcript: O: Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites.
S: Yes Sir.
Officer started asking questions.
O: Above
S: Below
O: Front
S: Back
O: Left
S: Right
O: Male
S: Female
O: Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S: Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O: Ugly... U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S: Pichhly... P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it)
O: U..... G..... L. ..... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S: P. .... I. .... C. .... H. ...... H. ..... L. .... Y......
Our sardar also more...

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
Said his wife " What's the matter?"
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"

A sardarji went to us & had a meeting with george
Bush.

Bush: i want to show you the us advancement. Come
With
Me. (he takes him in a deep forest)

Bush: dig the ground. (sardarji did it.)

Bush: more.. more.. more... (sardarji went up to 100
Feet)

Bush: so now, try to search something.

Sardarji: i got a wire.

Bush: you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we
Used to have telephones. (sardarji became
Frustrated.)

He invited bush to india. Next year bush had been in
India

Sardarji: i want to show you our advancement. (the
Same, he takes bush in forest.)

Sardar: dig it. (bush does.)

Sardar: more... more.. more.......... (bush goes upto
Almost 400 feet...)

Sardarji: try to find something. (bush tries.)

Sardarji: did you get anything?

Bush: no.

Sardarji: yes, even 400 years ago we used to more...

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!"