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Three police squads, The Scotland Yard police, The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward. The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission. He who captures an adult LIon and brings it back alive in the fastest time will be adjudged the best. First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up. Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion. Lastly the sardar brigade goes in. 15 minutes, half an hour, one hour goes and no sign of our saradrjis. The judges give up and decide to search for them. They go into the forest. After some searching, they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree. The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting, "Bol tu sher Hai! Saala Bol! tu Sher Hai! ! " (Admit that you are a lion! You @#$%@! You are a lion

While travelling a sardar was carrying a binocular with him.
But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window.
A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars.
The sardar simply said. ..
"I am on my way to see a distant relative."

Once, two Sardars were feeling bored and decided to play a few games of chess to pass the time. They were doing this for some time, when two more sardar friends dropped by. Seeing them play chess, they said - "Come on guys, we are feeling bored too. Let us play doubles!"

Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station. He asks one man "When will Rajdhani Express go from here"? Man Replies 12. 30. "When will Punjab Express go from here"? Man Replies 10. 30. "When will Deccan Queen go from here"? Man Replies 12. 30. Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not. Sardar replies, "NO. I only want to cross the tracks!"

Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?" (What Happened, My Son?)
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!)

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (it's the barking sound)
"Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!"
"Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" "Sardarji!" "Woof."
Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

Once A Sardarji Went To The City Of Mumbai For The First Time To Meet His Father. His Father Had Asked Him To Keep Walking In The Direction Of The Sunrise Until He Eventually Reached Hishouse. Since, The Sardarji Was New To The City He Decided To Ask A Passerby The Direction In Which The Sun Rose In Mumbai - East, West, North Or South? The Passerby Who Was Also A Sardarji Thought For Some Time And Then Said, "Main Bhi Is Sheher Mein Naya Aaya Hoon!"