Sardarji Jokes / Recent Jokes
One fine morning a sardar goes for a ride in his car. He is enjoying his
ride when suddenly he sees another sardarji in the middle of a field
rowing a boat.
Puzzled he stops the car and standing at the edge of the road screams,
"what are you doing rowing a boat in a field?".
The sardarji answers "it is an ocean of wheat and i am rowing a boat in
the ocean."
The sardar angrily says "it is because of sardars like you we have a bad
name. If only i knew to swim i would have come there and beaten you up".
One day many sardars moving thru a road in Punjab by carrying a deadbody of a sardar, but with lot of celebration, singing bella bella, and with music band etc.. so a non sardarji asked one sardar why you are celebrating so much, instead you must be sad bcoz one of your brother is dead. so sardarji replied, no no no, we must celebrate this at our best, bcoz this is the first time a sardar is dead due to BRAIN TUMOR. and saying that he start dancing, singing bella bella
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?" The Sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too.
One Sardarji Had Some Health Problem And Was Advised For Urine Test. In The Morning He Puts Urine In A Bottle And Kept In The Toilet. His Wife Goes To Toilet And By Mistake She Hits The Urine Bootle And Urine Spills. She Thought Sardarji Will Get Angry, She Put Her Urine In That Bottle.
After Some Time Sardarji Takes That Bottle To Lab And Gives For Testing. In The Evening He Goes To Collect The Report And Is Shocked To See The Result Showing " He Is Pregnant". He Comes Home And Shouts At His Wife "Tenu Kinni Vas Keha Mere Upar Na Chadhya Kar, Ai Dekh Report, Mein Pregnant Ho Gaya.
Once There Was A Lie Detecting Machine. Which Made A Sound Buzz If Someone Said A Lie
A Sardarji Sat On The Machine And Said That He Could Eat 5 Pizzas. The Machine Said Buzz. Then He Said That I Can Eat 2 Pizzas. The Machine Didn't Said Anything. Then Sardarji Started Thinking And Said Let Me Think And The Machine Said Buzz.
A busload of American tourists was heading towards Punjab on G. T. Road when suddenly the driver slammed on the brakes.
Lying on the road in front was a sardarji with his ear to the ground. The passengers trooped out of the bus and crowded around the man.' Hey, what are you doing down there pal?', asked one of the tourists.
The man slowly raised his head and replied:' Green Matador 25 km away travelling at 80 km.'
'Wow!', exclaimed the tourist.' You can tell us that by listening to the road?'
'No,' croaked the sardarji,' I fell off the damned thing.'
A Sardarji father gave the following advice to his son about to be married. "Son, if you want things from your in-laws, be sure to pitch your demand high. If you wanted a cycle, ask for a scooter; if you wanted a motorcycle, ask for a Maruti. Always ask for something higher than you need."
The young Sardarji who wanted no dowry, imbibed the lesson. When his father-in-law asked what he wanted, the young Sardarji replied, "nothing just Give me the girl's mother."