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Help.... The titanic is going to be drowned.... Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to god... Just then an italian asks the nearby sardarji in the ship. Italian: how far is land, from here? Sardarji: two miles. . Italian: only two miles, then why are these fools making noise. I have Got the experience of swimming even more. The italian jumps off the ship Into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again. Italian: just tell me which side, is land two miles from here? Sardarji: downwards......

How will a sardarji climb a tree?
He'll stand on a corn and wait for it 2 grow

YOUNG Sardarji was lying under peepal tree enjoying the cool of the shade unconcerned with the turmoil of the world. A greybeard tried, to persuade hime to be more aware of his duties to society: "You should be doing some work, not wasting your time relaxing under a tree," he said.
"What will I get by working?" asked the young man.
"Money."
"Then what?"
"With the money you can buy a house, marry a nice girl and have children."
"Then what?"
"Educate your children. Set them up in business."
"Then what?"
"You could have your savings, retire and relax."
"That's exactly what I am doing now, relaxing."

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied
''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

From one Sardar to another:
S-l: "How many rotis can you eat on an empty stomach?"
S-2: "Why four!"
S-l: "Oh, what a fool, once you have taken one roti, you are no more with as empty a stomach as when you started."
S-2 has a hearty laugh at himself.
Not to be outdone, S-2 goes home to confront his missus with the same query as S-l. The missus is very busy mixing atta for the night meal and in disgust, upon the insistence of her Sardar, answers angrily, three rotis.
S-2 is upset. If only the missus had said four there could have been a good joke!

A SARDARJI woke up one morning and told his wife that he had a terrible dream'.'I dreamt that I had become a widower, a randa".
The Sardarni Sahiba retorted: "The Guru forbid! May you live long. Instead of making you a ramda, let Him make me a randee-widow."

Q: Why is the sardar standing at the doorway of the exam hall in this underpants?
A: Coz he is giving the' entrance exam' where instructions are' answer in brief'.