Sardaryji Jokes

A sardarji is lying across the railtracks with a bottle of whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passer by asks:' Sardaryji why are you lying on the rail lines? A train may come any moment and run over you.'
'Precisely!' answers the sardaryji.' I have no desire to live any longer. I want to kill myself.'
'Then why have you this bottle of liquor and the tandoori chicken beside you?'
'Why not?', demands the sardaryji.' You can't rely on trains running on time any more. You don't expect me to die of hunger and thirst, do you?'