Tandoori Jokes

Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic."
Santa’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa`s backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in more...

A sardarji is lying across the railtracks with a bottle of whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passer by asks:' Sardaryji why are you lying on the rail lines? A train may come any moment and run over you.'
'Precisely!' answers the sardaryji.' I have no desire to live any longer. I want to kill myself.'
'Then why have you this bottle of liquor and the tandoori chicken beside you?'
'Why not?', demands the sardaryji.' You can't rely on trains running on time any more. You don't expect me to die of hunger and thirst, do you?'

Banta's wife served her husband the tandoori chicken she had roasted earlier that evening for his dinner. Banta took one bite of the murga (chicken), and said,' Banto, this chicken has a strange flavour. What did you roast it with?'
'You see the chicken got burnt,' replied Mrs Banta,' so I smeared it with Burnol.'

HERE is a variation of the one-legged tandoori chicken anecdote. A dhabawala who had been questioned for serving such a bird took his customer outside and showed him a hen which happened at the time to be standing on one leg. The customer cried "shoo, shoo". The hen promptly scampered away on its two legs. Unabshed the dhabawala replied, "Sir, if only you had shouted' shoo shoo' before eating my chicken, the second leg would have appeared."

Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said,? You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic." Santa? s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa`s backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood more...