Satyamised Jokes

Satyamisation
1. Inflating profits

2. Finding it tough to get a job because of bad reputation of employers (and quitting)
Examples
- I am filing a law suit against my employer. Working under him has caused me distress, depression and left me Satyamised.
- (On a resume or in an interview) Reason for leaving the job: I have been Satyamised (not laid off).
Husband to the judge: "Your Honour, I want to divorce my wife. Her love for me was Satyamised.

Wife: "So was his manhood".