Sayed Jokes

there was a kid on a buss and he sayed if my mom was a mommy giraph and my dad was a daddy giraph then i would be a babby giraph. and he sayed this over and over and then the buss dirver says what if you mom was a prostitute and you dad was gay. And the kid replied i'd be a buss driver

When the police came up tp this man and sayed"u cant go fishing her" the man sayed" im not im giving my pet worm a bath."

a little boy was ridding his bike when an officer on a horse stopped him.
the officer asked:
"
little bot did santa give that bike?"
the liitle boy looked up at him and smiled,
"
He shore did!"
the boy answerd.
The officer wrote him a ticket and sayed
"
Next time tell santa to put reflectors on it."
the little boy sayed,
"
mister did sant give you that horse?"
"
he shore did."
the officer replied
the boy grinned and sayed
"
next time tell santa to put the dick under the horse instead of on top!"

A mexican a black guy and a white guy ran away from home and found a place to stay. The only rule was that they could not go in the basment. On day 3 they went down in the basment. There were alot of dicks taped to the walls the three boys ran up the stairs but the man cought them on the stairs and sayed "you went in the basment". The three boys started saying that they wouldent tell but he shut them up then sayed "now i have to take yours to. He asked the black guy what his father did as a job he sayed "a lumberjack" the guy said he would have to saw his off. then he asked the white guy he said a hair cutter so he would have to cut his off. Then the mexican started laghing the guy said "what is so funny" then the mexican said "my dads the lolly pop man so you can just come overhere and suck mine off".