"Did santa give you that?" joke
a little boy was ridding his bike when an officer on a horse stopped him.
the officer asked:
"
little bot did santa give that bike?"
the liitle boy looked up at him and smiled,
"
He shore did!"
the boy answerd.
The officer wrote him a ticket and sayed
"
Next time tell santa to put reflectors on it."
the little boy sayed,
"
mister did sant give you that horse?"
"
he shore did."
the officer replied
the boy grinned and sayed
"
next time tell santa to put the dick under the horse instead of on top!"
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