Scarce Jokes

A woman was shopping in a computer discount store. She was looking for a bargain in a sub-300 MHZ model. A salesman walked over and she asked why the obsolete models were all so expensive. He replied,' 'Well, all of those models are very scarce Miss, you're lucky we even have any in stock.''

''Scarce?'' she said, her voice rising.' 'Why just today the paper says all of the manufacturers have an overstock.''

''Exactly right.'' the salesman smiled.' 'There's such a big supply and so little demand, it doesn't pay to ship them.''