Scarecrow Jokes

Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award?
Apparently he was out standing in his field.

The Scarecrow, Tin Man and Bill Clinton were walking down the yellow brick road and saw the Emerald City in the distance.

The Scarecrow says, "Wow, what a beautiful place, I wonder if I can find a brain"

The Tin Man says, "Wow, what a beautiful place, I wonder if I can find a heart"

President Bill Clinton says, "Wow, what a beautiful place.....Where's Dorothy?"

Wizard:I am the wizard of Oz! Why have you come here?
Scarecrow:I have come for my brains!
POOF!
Wizard:You are now the smartest person in all the land!
Scarecrow:2 times the square root of 4 squared is equal to 2 plus 2!
Others:What does that mean?
Scarecrow jumps and lands but...
Scarecrow:Ouch! It means I landed on my nose!