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Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker, and he says, "How much?"She says, "Twenty bucks."He says, "All right."They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her. The next night, heruns into the same hooker, they go under the boardwalk, only this time while he's banging her, she blasts two incredible farts. When they get done, he hands her twenty-FIVE dollars. She says, "What the extra five?"He says, "That's for blowing the sand off my balls."

I heard this at the Canadian Finals Rodeo...
It seems that Schick (sp?, a razor manufacturer) is coming out with a new line to complement its existing line of Lady Schick. These razors would be used on hens and roosters.
It's called the Chicken Schick.

Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker, and he says, "How much?"She says, "Twenty bucks."He says, "All right."They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her. The next night, heruns into the same hooker, they go under the boardwalk, only this time while he's banging her, she blasts two incredible farts. When they get done, he hands her twenty-FIVE dollars.She says, "What the extra five?"He says, "That's for blowing the sand off my balls."

Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker, and he says, "How much?" She says, "Twenty bucks." He says, "All right." They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her. The next night, heruns into the same hooker, they go under the boardwalk, only this time while he's banging her, she blasts two incredible farts. When they get done, he hands her twenty-FIVE dollars. She says, "What the extra five?" He says, "That's for blowing the sand off my balls."