Scoundrel Jokes

That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.

A Man With Two Red Ears Went To His Doctor.
Doctor: “What Happened To Your Ears?
Man: "I Was Ironing A Shirt And The Phone Rang But Instead Of Picking Up The Phone, I Accidentally Picked Up The Iron And Stuck It To My Ear."
Doctor: "Oh Dear! But... What Happened To Your Other Ear?"
Man: "The Scoundrel Called Back."