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61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
62. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces themself.
A2: Walks home.
63. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
64. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A: Fertilised.
65. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilised.
66. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.
67. Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
68. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
A: Kick open the car door.
69. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who was disappointed when she got her driver's license?
A: The instructor gave her an "F" in sex.
70. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More head room.
71. Q: Why more...

61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.62. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themself. A2: Walks home.63. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".64. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A: Fertilised.65. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilised.66. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door.67. Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door.68. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex? A: Kick open the car door.69. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who was disappointed when she got her driver's license? A: The instructor gave her an "F" in sex.70. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? A: More head room.71. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room.72. Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, more...

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?, "Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: What's a blondes' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.
Q: Why do blondes drive VW's
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!!
Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A1 So brunettes can remember them.
A2 Because blondes are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit.
Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde? ???
A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!
Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why did more...