Screeched Jokes

A very large car screeched to a halt in the middle of a Warwickshire village. The driver removed his cigar and called out to a local farmer, `Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare`s birthplace?` `Straight ahead, sir,` said the farmer. `But there b`aint no need to `urry. He`s dead

A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, "Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare's birthplace?" "Ay, straight on, sir," said the rustic, "but no need to hurry. He's dead."

A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, "Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeares birthplace?" "Ay, straight on, sir," said the rustic, "but no need to hurry. Hes dead."