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One day the elephant and the ant went to play hide and seek in the
Jungle. It was the elephant's turn to seek and he searched high and
low until he came upon a temple in the middle of the Jungle.
Q: Now, how did the elephant know that the ant was inside the Temple?
A: Because the ant left his slippers outside.
2. The ant went to visit the elephant one day. After a nice meal, the
elephant suggested they watch TV.
Q: Why did the ant decline?
A: Because he left his glasses at home.
3. One day the elephant and the ant went biking, when they crashed
into a big truck. The elephant died immediately.
Q: Do you know why the ant survived?
A: Because he was wearing a helmet.
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
Why don't violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
A blonde and her boyfriend were setting at home one night and became bored.
"Hey, let's play a game" she said."What game?" was his bored reply.
"Let's play hide'n'seek. I'll give you a blow-job if you can find me."
"What if I can't find you?"
"I'll be behind the piano."
Women especially love a bargain. The question of' need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you' just don't understand'.
Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.
Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a more...
Q: Why Did the Elephant Hide behind the Strawberry bush?
A: The elephant and the ant were playing hide and seek.
What are the rools for hide and seek in Sommalie?
-Not more than a thousand behind a tree!