Seeker Jokes

Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde…yeah right…
1. Who do want to be most like in life:
A. Vanna White
B. Michelle Fiefer
C. Britney Spears
E. None of the Above

2. In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you:
A. Run when you see the seeker
B. Stay hiding until the seeker finds you
C. Run when the seeker sees you
E. Follow the seeker quietly

3. What happens when you get Alzheimers Disease
A. You loose alot of weight
B. Gain weight
C. Get really smart
D. Loose your memory

4. How do you kill a bird:
A. Hit it
B. Throw it off a building
C. Cook it
D. All of the above

5. What’s an important question about pregnancy
A. Is it mine
B. How far along am I
C. Is it a boy or girl
D. What hospital should I go to for delivery

Don’t read them this more...

Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde... yeah right... 1. Who do want to be most like in life: A. Vanna WhiteB. Michelle FieferC. Britney SpearsE. None of the Above2. In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you: A. Run when you see the seekerB. Stay hiding until the seeker finds youC. Run when the seeker sees youE. Follow the seeker quietly3. What happens when you get Alzheimers DiseaseA. You loose alot of weightB. Gain weightC. Get really smartD. Loose your memory4. How do you kill a bird: A. Hit itB. Throw it off a buildingC. Cook itD. All of the above5. What's an important question about pregnancyA. Is it mineB. How far along am IC. Is it a boy or girlD. What hospital should I go to for deliveryDon't read them this part: Results: 1. A=5pts. B=3pts. C=2pts. D=1pt. 2. A=4B=5C=2D=33. A=4B=3C=5D=14. A=3B=5C=4D=15. A=5B=1C=3D=2TOTAL: 20 =Official Dumb Blonde; 15-19=Pretty Dumb; 10-14=Not Bad; 9-Smart for a Blonde

Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde... yeah right...

1. Who do want to be most like in life:
A. Vanna White
B. Michelle Fiefer
C. Britney Spears
E. None of the Above

2. In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you:
A. Run when you see the seeker
B. Stay hiding until the seeker finds you
C. Run when the seeker sees you
E. Follow the seeker quietly

3. What happens when you get Alzheimers Disease
A. You loose alot of weight
B. Gain weight
C. Get really smart
D. Loose your memory

4. How do you kill a bird:
A. Hit it
B. Throw it off a building
C. Cook it
D. All of the above

5. What's an important question about pregnancy
A. Is it mine
B. How far along am I
C. Is it a boy or girl
D. What hospital should I go to for delivery

Don't read them this more...

Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...
1.Who do want to be most like in life:
A.Vanna White
B.Michelle Fiefer
C.Britney Spears
E.None of the Above
2.In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you:
A.Run when you see the seeker
B.Stay hiding until the seeker finds you
C.Run when the seeker sees you
E.Follow the seeker quietly
3.What happens when you get Alzheimers Disease
A.You loose alot of weight
B.Gain weight
C.Get really smart
D.Loose your memory
4.How do you kill a bird:
A.Hit it
B.Throw it off a building
C.Cook it
D.All of the above
5.What's an important question about pregnancy
A.Is it mine
B.How far along am I
C.Is it a boy or girl
D.What hospital should I go to for delivery
Don't read them this more...

Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...
1.Who do want to be most like in life: A.Vanna White B.Michelle Fiefer C.Britney Spears E.None of the Above
2.In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you: A.Run when you see the seeker B.Stay hiding until the seeker finds you C.Run when the seeker sees you E.Follow the seeker quietly
3.What happens when you get Alzheimers Disease A.You loose alot of weight B.Gain weight C.Get really smart D.Loose your memory
4.How do you kill a bird: A.Hit it B.Throw it off a building C.Cook it D.All of the above
5.What's an important question about pregnancy A.Is it mine B.How far along am I C.Is it a boy or girl D.What hospital should I go to for delivery
Don't read them this part:
Results:
1.
A=5pts. B=3pts. C=2pts. D=1pt.
2.
A=4 B=5 C=2 D=3
3.
A=4 B=3 C=5 D=1
4.
A=3 B=5 C=4 D=1
5.
A=5 B=1 C=3 D=2
TOTAL: 20 =Official Dumb Blonde; more...