Seth Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Seth!
Seth who?
Seth me, and what I seth goes!

Ek mota sa seth ka chhora doosre chhore ke uppar chaddha bethya aur usney dhad dhad chhetan lag raya aur saath mein jor jor sey ron lagryatha. Rah chalde admi ne bujya,
"Re seth chhetan to tu isney lagrya pher rovey kyun hai?"
Seth bolya, "Main is khattar ron lagrya ke jeeb main uthunga to pher ke hovega."

Doctor- You Seem To Be In Excellent Health, Mr Seth. Your Pulse Is As Steady And Regular As Clockwork.
Mr Seth - That's Because Your Fingers Are On My Watch.

When the phone rings at 3: 00 a. m. The Rabbi says, "Oy Vae, who would be calling at this hour." Nevertheless he answeres the phone politely to discover it's his old friend who was in seminary with him. The Rabbi says, "Seth, why do you call at this hour?" Seth explains that he is depressed because his only son is turning sixteen, and won't cut his hair. He has grown a beard, is going around wearing sandals, hanging out with hookers and bumbs, and talking about peace and love and wants to become a Christian. Have you tried talking to him about it, says the Rabbi? We've talked, we've argued, the relationship is going downhill quickly and I don't know what to do. That's why I've called you. Well, you're probably not going to believe this but my son is doing the same thing. We've just gone through this. What is it with these boys? What are we doing wrong? I don't know. What should we do? Let's call Rabbi Benjamin. He was always smart. The teacher liked him best, more...

LOOKING through the first Press Commission Report of 1954 presided over by Rajyadhaksha, I came upon a nugget. The commission was examining newspaper owners and questioning them about freedom given to editors. At the time Bennet Coleman (The Times of India group of publications) was owned by Seth Rama Krishna Dalmia whose grandson A. K. Jain presides over the newspaper empire today. Seth Dalmia maintained that he never interfered with his editors and as an example cited the campaign against prohibition carried out by the hard drinking editor of The Times of India, Frank Moraes. The commission was not impressed: "Why did you sack Feroze Chand?" a member asked Dalmia.
"Because he wrote bad English."
"Why did you sack Ranajung Bahadur Singh?" asked another.
"For the same reason, his English was not good."
"Do you know the English language well? Do you regard yourself as an expert on the language?" asked the more...