Shadows Jokes / Recent Jokes

* The term "bank teller" originated in the wake of the 1929 stock market crash, when banks began hiring low-paid workers to "tell" throngs of frantic depositors that their money was gone.

* Scandinavian berserkers used to cut out their eyes before battle to spare themselves the sight of the carnage they invariably wrought.

* The city of Slaughter, Texas (population: 11, 284), has never had a homicide occur within its boundaries.

* Rubbing Tabasco on one's upper lip before bedtime is an effective temporary cure for sleep apnea.

* British pop singer Baby Spice is the great-great-great-great-great-great-grandniece of Archduke William Pinkley-Hogue of Standishfordshire, making her 103rd in line for the throne of England.

* Moths are unable to fly during an earthquake.

* When in heat, female hippopotami secrete an oil with a flavor similar to strawberries. Kalahari bushmen use the oil to make flat-bread more...

Late at night, a priest was walking through the park heading back to his
church. Out of the shadows came a prostitute saying to the priest, "Father,
Head....$50. 00" The priest, saying nothing, quickened his pace to get away
from the prostitute.
A short while later, another prostitute came out of the shadows and said,
"Father, Head, $50. 00" And again, the priest quickened his pace.
He headed for the convent and once there summoned the Mother Superior who he
asked, "Mother Superior, what's head?"
She replied, "Why Father, $50. 00, same as in the park".

Shadows in '96 - Let's just get it over with.
Zathras in '96 - Other parties not very good with numbers, either.
Shadows in '96 - Just tell us what you want.
Sinclair in '96 - He's the One for the job.
Lennier in '96 - He'll serve you faithfully as long as he's alive.
Delenn in '96 - It's time for a =real= change.
Londo in '96 - He's stunning in purple!
You will know fear. Then you will know pain.
Then you will vote... for G'Kar in '96.
Sheridan in '96 - He has always been here.
Ivanova in '96 - You will NOT ignore Ivanova's recommendations!
Garibaldi in '96 - Because you can't trust anyone else.
Kosh in '96 - Yes.
Sheridan / Kosh in '96 - Stay close to the Vorlon.
Morden in '96 - You know it's what you want.
Kosh in '96 - You are ready now.
Bester in '96:
Winters in '96 - She will move you.
Green Drazi in '96 - Green Drazi win. You win. Everybody win.
Kosh '96 - The avalanche has already started!
Ivanova more...