Shanges Jokes

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be
the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other
possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year
phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the
sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k".
This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome
"ph" will be replased with the letter "f". This will make words like "fotograf"
20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach
the stage where more more...