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There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy go ahead of them. The brunette turns to the blonde and says "Oh my god! We need to give him Head and Shoulders." The blonde then replies "That's a pretty good idea, but how are we going to give him shoulders?"

A blonde and a brunette were sitting on the park bench when the brunette said, "My boyfriend used to have dandruff but then I gave him head and shoulders".
The blonde said, "How do you give a man shoulders?"

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.
The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"

What do you call 12 naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A scrotum pole!


My mother thought this one was just as cute...

What do you call 12 AROUSED men sitting on each others shoulders?
A hat rack

Thanks to: Lyndsaybird131

There is a Brunette and a Blonde in an elevator when suddenly it stops to let more people in. This cute guy steps into the elevator. Both of the girls notice how cute this guy is but then relize that he has dandruff. The brunette turns towards the blonde and whispers to her "Wow, we need to give him some Head and Shoulders". The blonde says "That sounds like a great idea but how are we going to give him shoulders".

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"
"Sand," answered Juan.
The guard says, "We'll just see about that - get off the bike!"
The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.
He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.
The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"
"Sand," says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.
He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events is repeated every day for three more...