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There once was a nice lady and she used to pick up bums off the street and bring them to her house. She let the bums shower and sleep at her house and she would even give them something to eat.
One day she brought a bum home. She let him shower and then told him at night he had to sleep in the closet and if the pants hung in his face not to pull them down.
Later that night, after the bum had fallen asleep he woke up with the pants hanging in his face. Disobeying the nice lady, he pulled them down. The next morning the lady was angry to find her pants were no longer hanging, but she gave the bum a second chance.
The following night, at dinner, the bum was instructed to sleep on the floor. He was warned not to bother the cat because the cat bit. He said, "fine." During the night the man was awakened by the cat attacking him, so he shaved it.
In the morning, the nice lady woke up to find her cat hairless. She was pissed. She told the bum to leave. But, he more...

When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot.

one day this little boy has a shower with his mum and he says wat are they she says there head lights then he goes wat are they she says thats my bush then the next day he has a shower with his dad and he asks wat is that he says my snake then one night he got scared so he went into his mum and dads room and sees them having sex then he says mum mum put you head light on there a snake in the bush.

Q: why did the blonde take a long shower?
A: Because on the shampoo bottle it said wet hair, lather, rinse and repeat

Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day?
A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat".

Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred between a
London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel
involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned.
WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THOSE "FREE" SOAPS WHEN TRAVELLING
Dear Maid,
Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my
bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove
the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest
and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way. Thank
you,
S. Berman
Dear Room 635,
I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday,
from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap
dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your
way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should
change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my
instructions from the more...

one day this little boy was haveing a shower with his mum and he goes wat are they she goes they are my head light then he goes wat is that she says that is my bush the next night he has a shower with his dad and he asks his dad wat is that he says that is my snake then one night he got scared so he went into his mum and dads room and he saw them having sex and he says mum mum put your head lights on theres a snake in the bush.