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The Irish man, the Scottish man and the English man climb up a hill.
At the top of the hill they meet a wizard who says:
"If you slide down this hill and say what ever you want, you get it!"
So the Irish man tries it out and he slides down and shouts:
"Gold!" And he lands in a pile of gold.
Then the Enlgish man tries it out and he slides down and shouts:
"Silver!" And he lands in a pile of silver.
After that the Scottish man tries it out and he slides down and shouts:
"Whee!" And he lands in a puddle of wee.

One day an Indian, English, and Polish guy all wanted to get blow jobs.
So they decided to go to a place where they could get what they wanted.
When they got in they saw that there were three levels: gold, silver and
bronze.
So the English guy said, "I think I will take the bronze level. The other
two guys sat there for about two minutes when the English guy came out.
He said that was the best blow job he had ever had. The Indian asked him
what she did that was so special.
He said she put ice cream on my dick and licked it all off.
Then the Indian said I think I will take the silver level. Three minutes
later the Indian come out and said that was the best blow job I've ever
had.
The other two guys asked what she did. He said she put ice cream, hot
fudge and caramel on my dick and licked it all off.
The Polish guy was amazed at what she did to the Indian so he decided to
take the gold room.
Five minutes later he came more...