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Q: What's the difference between Simba and O. J.?
A: One's an African lion the other a lion African!

A women, really loved her dog named Simba. The women once went to wash and this dog went with her as he always did. The lady filled the bath with a lot of bubbles and she went in. The dog jumped in with her and she couldn't see the dog so she was calling him "simba simba." While she was lookig for the dog, the dog jumped out of the bath and went out. She went after him nude, but the dog went outside in the street. She was confused of what she was going to do because she was nude. So she said to herself "people now got used to the top part the problem is underneath" So she got a frame with a picture. And she went out. Everyone looking at her. She saw a police and stopped him and said "have you seen my dog Simba?" While asking him the photo slipped out of the frame and everything was on show. And the police tolde her "I didn't see the dog i am now seeing a pussy!!!"