Simone Jokes / Recent Jokes

While making his rounds with a group of medical students, the doctor draws their attention to an x-ray.
"As is clearly visible on the x-ray, the patient limps because her right fibula and tibia are radically arched. Simone, what would you do in a case like this?"
"Well sir," says Simone, pondering the question, "I guess I'd limp too."

Shane Warne and Simone had been married for more than 10 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that Shane had a secret shoe box under the bed.
When they first got married Shane said,"I am putting a shoe box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 10 years of marriage, Simone had never looked. However on the afternoon of their 10th anniversary curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81, 874. 25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box she was doubly curious why there even was such a box with such contents.
That evening they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner Simone could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed saying "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box more...

Living in the Northridge/San Fernando Valley area of Los Angeles, you still see a lot of earthquake damage and repairing going on. A couple of outdoor signs I've noticed recently, in which lettering was probably shook loose by the quake, is rather humorous:
At "SIMONE'S dRAPERY" on Parthenia Street, the 'd' fell off in drapery. It makes you wonder what Simone's business really is now.
And at California State University, Northridge, the music complex faces Nordhoff Street. For a while there, the 'i' was missing from "RECiTAL HALL". It probably made many people wonder what the heck was being taught in that building, or what darn sounds are really coming from that building.