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REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money did you make in 2000? 2. Send it to us.

Movies simplified

15.' Pretty Woman' --' I Will Marry a Prostitute to Save Money'

14.' Face/Off' --' Who Is Face Belonging To? I Kill You Again, Harder!'

13.' Leaving Las Vegas' --' I'm Drunk And You're a Prostitute'

12.' Interview With The Vampire' --' So, You Are a Lawyer?'

11.' The Piano' --' Ungrateful Adulteress! I Chop Off Your Finger!'

10.' My Best Friend's Wedding' --' Help! My Pretend Boyfriend Is Gay!'

9.' George of the Jungle' --' Big Dumb Monkey-Man Keeps Whacking Tree With Genitals'

8.' Scent of a Woman' --' Great Buddha! I Can Smell You From Afar! Take a Bath, Will You?!'

7.' Love, Valour, Compassion!' --' I Am That Guy From Seinfeld So It's Acceptable for Straight People to Enjoy This Gay Movie'

6.' Babe' --' The Happy Dumpling-to-be Who Talks And Solves Agricultural Problems'

5.' Twister' --' Run! Ruuunnnn! Cloudzillaaaaa!'

4.' Field of more...

We’ve just been informed that the Internal Revenue Service has simplified its 1040 forms for next year in the spirit of becoming a “kinder, gentler” IRS. It goes like this:
(A) How much did you make last year? ______
(B) How much do you have left? ___________
(C) Send in amount on line B.