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One day, a man went to a flower shop. He wanted to know what he should get his wife for their anniversary. The owner pulled out a bird and said, "His name's Chet. Light a match under his left leg and he sings Happy Anniversary. Light a match under his right leg and he sings Happy Birthday."
Since the man wasn`t a very good shopper, he took it instead of flowers. He took it home to his wife, and she loved it. She lit a match under his left leg and he sang "Happy Anniversary." Then, she lit one under his right leg, and he started singing "Happy Birthday." She was so pleased, but then she wondered, "What would happen if I lit a match under both of his legs?" So she did. Then, Chet started singing, "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..."

Ok. This kid has to learn the first two letters of th alphabet so goes to his little brother who was watching batman so the kid asks "
little bro what's the first letter of the alphabet?"
and his brother sings "
dunnadunnalunnalunna BATMAN!!!"
and then the kid goes to his other friend and says "
what's the second letter of the alphabet?"
and his friend says "
dunnadunnalunnalunna FATMAN!!!"
so the next day the kid goes to school and says "
the first letter of the alphabet is dunnadunnalunnalunna BATMAN!!!"
and his teacher tells him to go to the princeable. and at the princeable's office the princeable asks "
who do you think I AM???!!!"
and the kid sings out "
DUNNADUNNALUNNALUNNA FATMAN!!!"