Sinhala Jokes

It was a musical program on Hiru FM. Two famous sinhala songs were on top of the chart and it was the chance of a listener to select the winning song.
The caller was Nimal, from Mahara. The announcer asked the caller, "Haa Nimal dan kiyanda balanda oya wedipurama kemathi Samithage' Rana Hansa Yuwalatada' ehema nathnam Shashika Nisansalage' Thol pethi witharakda' kiyala.
And the listener started giggling while saying
"Hmmm samithage rana hansa yuwalata thamai mama wediyenma kemathi, habai shashikage thol pethith naraka naha!", and the program quickly switched to a commercial break. ...: -

my friend who when we were in year 5 he was the idiotic guy in the whole class and the most intelligent
so one day our english miss told "the boys who talk in sinhala should go to the madam". Then She explained in sinhala. like this "SInhalen katha karana lami madam langata yanna one" SO then my friend stood up and told the teacher "miss, you also talked in Sinhala so you should go to the MADAM"!!!!

An Englishman, an American and a Sinhala man are called
upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says. "I think I can
empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector. "Ok, 10
bottles". And themachine is silent. The American says. "I think
I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector.
"all right, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.
The Sinhala man says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the
machine.
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Having lost his donkey a Banda, got down to his
knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked,"Your
donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?
The Banda replied "I am thanking Him for seeing
to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I
would have been missing more...

On the Kurunegala main road there appeared an advertisement from the leading condom producers, on the importance of safe sex and the dangers of many a fatal illness which could result in carefree sex.
A smart guy walking on the road was much taken up by the advertisement and painted the following slogan in double meaning, big as ever.....
M A K U W O T H H I R A Y! !! ( turn it around )
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The newly married native doctor moved into his new house soon after his honeymoon and fixed a newly painted board with his name and title, though he was still on matrimonial leave. The board read thus:
WAIDYACHARA PREMALOKA KALA NIDHI.
A adventourous guy in the area knowing the doctor who had a late marriage and was still on leave, simply added an
HU in front of the title KALA NIDHI.....! !!

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I was a banker more than 10 years in leading bank in Sri Lanka.
This incident was happened in Kotahena where I worked.
The term for "cashier's check" is "Pay Order" in Sri Lanka. In sinhala it is " Banku Anakarayak".
One day a tamil customer made a note to the manager of the branch in broken sinhala " karunakara mata banku payoderayak nikuth karanna" that means please issue me a Bank Pay Order.
But in good sinhala payoderaya is BREAST.