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One day two drinking buddies Jim and David were working on aircraft at JFK airport in NYC. They got fogged in and finished up their work early and were sitting around bored. Jim spoke up "Man I really need a drink!" in response David replied, "You know I heard a rumor you could drink jet fuel and get drunk." "Really?" said Jim "That's what I heard man. Do you wanna try it?" Said David "Sure, hell I'll try anything once!" Said Jim. SO with that they poured themselves a couple of glasses and began drinking the jet fuel. They sipped a little bit to find it actually tasted quiet good. so they drank more and more and sure enough they got stoned drunk. The next morning Jim awoke feeling like a million bucks he jumped up wet to the bathroom feeling great like he was floating on air he hadn't felt this good in years. "Wow!!" He said. About that time his telephone rang. "Hello?" Jim Said "Hello Jim? Came the reply more...