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there was this blonde and she was really over weight so she went to tha doctor and shes like i need to lose wait..
so he says ok..
eat 2 days then skip a day..
eat two days and skip a day...and when u come back u will lose five pounds..
when she came bak she lost 20 pounds..
she goes i nearly died the 3rd day he goes wut from not eating she goes no from skipping

there was this blonde and she was really over weight so she went to tha doctor and shes like i need to lose wait..so he says ok..eat 2 days then skip a day..eat two days and skip a day...and when u come back u will lose five pounds..when she came bak she lost 20 pounds..she goes i nearly died the 3rd day he goes wut from not eating she goes no from skipping