Skipping Jokes / Recent Jokes
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds. ”
When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds. “Why, that’s amazing! ” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions? ”
The blonde nods, “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day. ”
“From hunger, you mean? ” said the doctor.
“No, from skipping, ” replied the blonde.
one day a man said to his son go get some fruit pills from the chemist.so the boy is skipping down the road chanting " fruit pills for daddy, fruit pills for daddy" and he runs into a poll and bumps his head and forgets what he was saying. then he got up saying root pills for daddy, root pills for daddy he gets to the chemist and says can i have some root pills please and the lady says yes but tell your daddy that he needs to take 1 every 24 hours.the boy is skipping home chanting 1 every 24 hours,1 every 24 hours and bumps into a poll.then he gets up saying 24 every 1 hour, 24 every 1 hour he gets home gives his father the pills and says take 24 every 1 hour.the father reads the bottle and says these are not fruit pills go back and get some.so the boy is runing chanting fruit pilss for daddy, fruit pills for daddy and runs into a poll he gets up saying root pills for daddy, root pills for daddy.he gets to the chemist and asks for some root pills the lady asks how are you more...
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G.
See? a, b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank more...
An Overweight Woman Came To A Doctor And Asked "Dr. What Shall I Do I'm Becoming Overweight Day By Day?" The Dr. Said "U Take These Pills And Skip Another Day Till 1 Month" Actually The Dr. Meant (Skip) Not To Eat The Pills Other Day But The Fat Lady Meant The Skipping With The Skipping Rope. After 1 Month She Came To The Dr. The Dr Was Almost Fainted Seeing Her Loose So Much Of Weight. The Woman Told "Dr The Pills Were Ok, But The Skipping Whole Day Made It"