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One day a teacher decided to teach her 2nd grade class a new word today. She tells the class the word is definitly and that it, s meaning is no doubt, absolutely, and positive. She asks the class if anyone new a sentence with the word in it. She asks a girl called Susan who is at the back raising her hand.
Susan stands up and says the sky is definitly blue. Well Susie that is a good sentence but the sky is not always blue. Anyone else tom's hand flies up. Yes Tom the water is definitly clear that is also a good awnser but the water is not always clear sometimes it is muddy.
Anyone else. Finally little Robert slowly raises his hand, yes robert.'Can i ask a question'' yes Robert.' Do farts have lumps' no Robert'; why do you ask. Well then i've pooped my pants. [YUCK]

Once there was a man named Qi Yan who had a pussy cat, and believing it to be rare, named it "Tiger Cat." One of his guests said, "Brave as a tiger is, it is not so vigorous as a dragon. Why not name it Dragon Cat?" Another one suggested, "No doubt a dragon is more vigorous than a lion, yet a dragon needs the aid of floating clouds to soar up into the sky. Aren't clouds more noble than a dragon? You'd better call it Cloud Cat." A third reasoned, "It's true that clouds can cover the sky, but they scatter the moment the wind appears. Wind is more powerful than clouds, so name your cat Wind Cat." A fourth argued, "However strong the wind is, it is blocked wherever there is a wall, Wall Cat would be much better." A fifth made his suggestion: "As solid as a wall is, a mouse can make a hole in it. A wall will no longer be strong if there are holes. How can a wall be a match for a mouse? My advice is to call it Mouse Cat." An old more...