Slaugherhouse Jokes

In a daring escape, a pig withstood repeated shocks from handlers' and police officers' tazers and escaped the slaugherhouse. After a brief foray into the Green Bay area, authorities captured the pig near the Appleton Starbucks. Having witnessed the pig's persistence and character, the slaugherhouse refused to "process" the porker.
ABC subsequently hired it as new co-host for "The View." Congratulations, "Rosie!"