The View Jokes

Chinese Americans are upset that Rosie O'Donnell said "Ching Chong" on "The View." Barbara Walters lamented, "Star Jones never would have said that, n*ggers aren't that stupid."

The Guard will be redeployed to the set of The View.

With the recent below-expectation box office performances of "Miami Vice" and last summer’s "Dukes of Hazzard" and "Bewitched," industry insiders are suggesting that Hollywood stop rehashing old TV series for inspiration, as well as using former cast members for cameos.
Winners: The Viewing Public.
Losers: Dustin "Screech" Diamond, Marc "Skippy" Price and that Schneider guy from "One Day At A Time."

In related news, Joan Rivers cancels big Democratic fund raiser.

Police reported that the suspect had accidently wandered on to the set of "The View."