Rosie ODonnell Jokes

Chinese Americans are upset that Rosie O'Donnell said "Ching Chong" on "The View." Barbara Walters lamented, "Star Jones never would have said that, n*ggers aren't that stupid."

...new studies show that a mother's diet can help determine the sex of a child...women who have a hearty breakfast laced with sugar were more inclined to have a son...women who consume a low energy diet that skimps on calories & nutrients are more likely to have a girl...and women who consumed both are likely to give birth to rosie o'donnell...

In the wake of the recent uproar over the racy Vanity Fair photos of Miley Cyrus, Rosie O'Donnell defended Miley's pictures on her blog.

"My closest friends and I looked at the pictures for hours," the prominent lesbian continued, "we're inviting Miley to join us on our Caribbean cruises."

Adventurer Sir Edmund Hillary has died at age 88. He was the first man atop Mt. Everest.

Big deal, there's been NO man atop Rosie O'Donnell.

BusinessWeek has released the much awaited “Most affordable housing in America”. First was any housing within’ shouting distance of Rosie O’Donnell.
Second and slightly more expensive is any of the appliance boxes tucked under the highway overpasses.